If you're on point with your mermaid news, you may have heard whispers that a glimmery, shimmery drop, concocted from the very real tears of mermaids actually exists. It does. And - wait for it - you can get it shipped to your door in Australia.
From Firebox, the genius creators of all things WOW, Mermaid Tears Vodka is actually a French grain vodka, in a hazy-blue shade, and with glittery goodness woven through it. And while Firebox doesn't ship booze to Australia, Master of Malt does. Yass!
At close to $50 for 500ml, this certainly doesn't come cheap (and don't forget the high shipping cost), but we are talking real mermaid tears here, no cheap imitations, and it's going to make a cracker of a gift for anyone who loves their voddy, and unashamedly worships those dreamy sirens of the sea.