Oh. My. Goodness. A Toilet Paper Blaster actually exists, and it shoots out toilet paper "spitballs" up to 30 feet! I think all of us know a certain child you would absolutely lose it over this one, and the good news is that you can pick it up for just $34.99 at Amazon Australia right now.
I'm still getting over some of the poop-themed games that cropped up over the past year, but this takes grossness to a whole other level: toilet themes and spit balls! Double eew.
To crank this blaster up, all you need to do is assemble the gun, fill the tank with water, attach a two-ply roll of toilet paper, aim and fire.
Toilet paper spit wads everywhere!
There are so many kids out there who would find this hilarious, and take way too pleasure in hunting down unsuspecting siblings and friends with gooey dunny paper.
There aren't a lot of stores selling the Toilet Paper Blaster at this point. If stock runs low at Toy Universe, we've also seen it at Catch for $34.99.
While you're over at Amazon AU, make sure you take a peek at the Prime Day early offers. It all kicks off officially on the 15th July.
Standard shipping is $5.99 in Australia, or FREE over $49.