Oh. My. Goodness. A Toilet Paper Blaster just landed in Australia, and it shoots out toilet paper spitballs up to 30 feet! You can buy it right now from Toy Universe for $32.99, and get it delivered in time for Santa's visit.
I'm still getting over some of the poop-themed games that cropped up this year, but this takes a grossness to a whole other level: toilet themes and spit balls! Eew.
To crank this blaster up, all you need to do is assemble the gun, fill the tank with water, attach a two-ply roll of toilet paper, aim and fire.
Toilet paper spit wads everywhere!
I think we all know a kid or two who would find this hilarious, and take way too pleasure in hunting down unsuspecting siblings and friends with gooey dunny paper.
There aren't a lot of stores selling the Toilet Paper Blaster at this point. If stock runs low at Toy Universe, we've also seen it at Dick Smith for $34.64.
While you're over at Toy Universe, take a peek at the Toy Sale running right now. There are some huge discounts on big-brand toys, like Hatchimals, Wahu, Zoomer and LEGO. I've got my eye on some of the science kits, which are great gift ideas for bigger kids.
The cut-off date for pre-Christmas delivery is 16th December.
Standard shipping is $9.95 in Australia.